“It’s Just Business”

Today, my coworker regaled a tale of how, when he had his own auto parts business, he had created an enemy from his practices.

Sister Situation

My sister started following Roger’s Instagram.

This sounds like a total non-event. Like, family members should support your endeavors, even the silly ones that have no impact. So it should seem perfectly normal that a family member is following my ridiculously handsome cat’s Insta.